Showbiz: Selling Urns Leaves Boss Yang Stunned

Xiao Rui transmigrates into an ordinary world and joins a celebrity career-challenge reality show, where he becomes the owner of a funeral shop.

When his first customer arrives, a System alert appears in his mind.

Black stockings, a short skirt, and a fake helmet: 99% chance of death within one hour!

After seeing the alert, Xiao Rui immediately tries to make a sale.

"A complete funeral package, from wreaths to burial clothes, and urns at half price for a limited time. Interested, miss?"

The internet-famous delivery rider rolls her eyes. "Are you crazy?"

But, to everyone's surprise, the rider really does kick the bucket!

Director: We're just selling a few funeral wreaths. Was there really any need to take it this far?

Agent: I told you to be down-to-earth, not to go down to the underworld!

Fans: He takes his business straight to the underworld! That's amazing! Let's see which hater dares to badmouth our idol now!

The next day, Yang Mi and Dilraba show up, and the death alert appears again!

Xiao Rui: "Ladies, would you be interested in an urn? If you book early, you get an extra discount!"

Boss Yang and Dilraba: ???

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.