Showbiz: Director, Please, Make a Chinese Movie!

At the Cannes International Film Festival, reporters crowded around the world-famous director Qin Gongyu.

"Director Qin, are you dissatisfied with the filming environment in China?"

"No, I've never thought that," Qin Gongyu replied, quickly shaking his head.

"Then why haven't any of your films, from your debut to the present, ever been released in China?" a reporter pressed.

"Well... because they wouldn't pass censorship!" Qin Gongyu said, shrugging helplessly.

Meanwhile, countless Chinese viewers, all old perverts, were pounding the floor and wailing in despair in front of their TVs!

They cried out, "If this gentleman's films can't be released in China, it's as if the West has lost Jerusalem."

"All my life, I've heard only of the gentleman's fame. I've never had the honor of welcoming him as a guest."

"Sir, sir, please come back soon!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.