A Hardcore First Day of School: I Had My Students Build a Nuclear Bomb and Shocked the Internet

The first class of the new semester is taught by Yu Ling, who has just arrived at the school.

The classroom is packed with teachers, students, and renowned professors from other universities.

As soon as Yu Ling steps onto the stage, he hands the students a book titled From Beginner to Expert: How to Build an Atomic Bomb.

Everyone is baffled. What are you doing? You're a chemical engineering teacher. Are you going to teach students to build atomic bombs at home?

As everyone looks on in confusion, Yu Ling calmly says:

"Building an atomic bomb at home is easy. Anyone can do it!"

Someone immediately asks, "What about nuclear radiation? How do we make sure it's safe?"

Yu Ling replies, "What era are we living in? And you're still using old-fashioned nuclear fusion?"

A month later, only a handful of countries around the world possess nuclear weapons.

But among the world's households with nuclear weapons, 99.9 percent are in China!

Yu Ling says, "Now that everyone knows how to build an atomic bomb at home,"

"I guess it's time to move on to the hydrogen bomb, right?"

Uncle Sam: ??? Just say you want me dead!!!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.