A Moron from the Start: How Did I Become the President of the Eagle Country?

A fool from the start: how did I end up becoming the president of Eagle Sauce?

I'm an idiot. No, I should say that in my previous life, I was an idiot.

I was reborn in a daze, only to find out that I used to be an idiot?

Am I supposed to muddle through life, living off others, and end up like this?

Am I supposed to spend my life being humiliated and mocked by my family?

No, absolutely not!

You can all become generals. I'm going to be president!

What? I can't have dual citizenship?

Perfect, my brother just kicked me out of the country!

What? New green card holders can't run for office?

Come over here a moment. You just dropped this envelope, didn't you?

Showing off feels great for a while, and showing off forever feels great forever!

How come beautiful women keep throwing themselves into my arms the more I show off?

Oh, I don't want to be this handsome either, but my abilities won't let me help it!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.