Showbiz: King of Beasts? You Call This a Fresh-Faced Star?

Wang Fan, given a second chance at life, became a performer on a certain variety show.

His acting was so terrible that everyone tore him to shreds.

But when Wang Fan walked into the camera's view with a little, pitch-black mutt, the whole show changed.

"What the hell is that little mutt? It's not even as tall as my calf, but it runs faster than a hunting dog?"

"You call that a pet? It digs holes, dives underwater, and catches fish bigger than a washbasin."

"Wait, I have a mutt too. Why does his dog bring him toilet paper when he goes to the bathroom, while mine just stares at me?"

"Can someone explain what the hell a mutt is supposed to be? This thing can fly and burrow underground, and you call it a mutt?"

Watching a tiny mutt display such astonishing intelligence and skill, the director was nearly in tears. How was he supposed to explain this to the audience?

And Wang Fan...

You went out for a day, so what the hell is that whole pack following behind you?

Don't tell me all those venomous snakes and ferocious beasts are your pets!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.