I Am the God of War of Water Margin!

A secret technique, a mighty martial art. Of the three thousand rivers, I need only one ladle. Wu Song, Lu Zhishen, Lin Chong, and Lu Junyi form the Wusong F4, a band of invincible battle gods no one can stand against. What Nine Heavens Goddess? What Nine Netherworld Demon Lord? They can all step aside. The name of the Water Margin Battle Gods will resound throughout the world.

The four swear brotherhood in the Peach Garden.

Lin Chong: "I'm the eldest, and the most handsome."

Lu Junyi: "When it comes to the realm of handsomeness, who could possibly outshine me? But since my elder brother insists, I'll graciously settle for second place."

Wu Song: "So that makes me third?"

Lu Zhishen: "Then I'm fourth? I refuse to accept that! I'm going to find the One Piece! I'm going to become the man who is King of the Pirates! A bag of rice, yo! How many floors can a bag of rice carry? A bag of rice can carry two floors!"

Don't get too excited. It might give you a fright!

Just a parody.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.