Myriad Worlds: I Begin Cultivating Immortality at the Funeral Home

Other people get Systems that give them Lamborghinis and detached villas, leading them to the pinnacle of life.

My System gives me secondhand underwear and stinky socks every day for 365 days straight.

Was this actually a test from the System? The System officially activates.

Ding! Sign-in successful. Obtained the Mr. Vampire world.

Ding! Obtained a beginner's gift pack: 10,000-year-old ginseng x10.

Huh? That sounds pretty awesome, but it seems completely useless.

No matter. As a modern person, I'm sure I can make a great life for myself after I transmigrate to the past.

Mossanite diamonds, imitation rubies, gold pocket watches, emeralds.

Buy them online for 9.9 yuan with free shipping, then sell them for a hundred silver dollars after transmigrating.

Should I choose an ordinary life, or transmigrate to a strange and wondrous otherworld, even if I might get bitten by a zombie one day?

I'm in!

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