I Don't Paint Dollars. I Specialize in Antiques from Last Week

Drawing dollars by hand? No way! That's far too slow a way to drain the Eagle Nation.

Print all you want. I'm as untroubled as a breeze passing over a hill!

Let's see whether you can print money faster than I can make antiques from last week!

Have you ever seen a giant cruise ship loaded with antiques sailing across the ocean?

If you have, then you've witnessed my clarion call as I conquer the world, loaded with last week's antiques!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.