Charging Tolls on the Strait of Malacca, Forcing the Yanks to Get Electronic Toll Tags

Shen Yi transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a pirate captain.

He binds to a Crazy Robbery System.

When facing a target, all he has to do is shout the five words, "This is a robbery. Don't move!"

The target will then be unable to move for a certain amount of time!

And so yachts, cargo ships, oil tankers, and warships all become Shen Yi's targets!

To rescue its captured warships, Eagle Sauce sends an aircraft carrier fleet!

"Hello, Rabbit? Would you like to buy some F-35s?"

"How many? I'm not sure. They're all piled up on the carriers."

"By the way, do you want nuclear-powered aircraft carriers? If you do, I'll throw in two F-35s!"

"Don't hang up yet. One more question: do you want nuclear submarines?"

"Notice: Starting tomorrow, toll gates will be installed in the Strait of Malacca. ETC users get a discount!"

Eagle Sauce: "I'll sign up first. Anyone got a problem with that?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.