No? Why Are You so Cool When You Live in a Thatched Cottage?

Traveling back two years, Zuo Yinghe, who thought he could penetrate the whole map with his modern knowledge, was deceived into leaving only a hut. Looking around in confusion, just when he was thinking about settling it, a voice came from his heart: "That's it, I'm in trouble, activate the guarantee system." "Ding: Congratulations to the host for successfully activating the weakest male protagonist template in history. You will be given a destiny wheel as a gift. Remember to sign in every day, rookie." "Ding: Congratulations to the host for successfully being defrauded of all his belongings and earning the title of loser, just for pretending to be a pig, do you understand?" ... If God does not perish, I will leave the Milky Way! Wait, I want to get back everything I lost! System: Proud, after giving you so many cheats, you just want to get back the property that was defrauded? Come back again, God will not perish, I will leave the Milky Way! Wait, everything you have is mine! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.