Help, My System Has Gone Wrong

Lin Wen, a shut-in from the 21st century, dies from staying up too late and transmigrates to the cultivation world of the Ancient Origin Continent. Here, strength rules above all. Once powerful enough, one can move mountains, rivers, the sun, and the moon. Naturally, Lin Wen inherits the transmigrator's perk: a golden finger System.

But his System seems different from everyone else's. More accurately, it has gone completely haywire.

"Welcome, Host, to the Zombie King Training System. This System will turn you into the finest zombie."

Lin Wen: "?? System, are you sure there are zombies here? This place is in the middle of nowhere."

"Host, please absorb the virus as soon as possible to complete your evolution."

Lin Wen: "…"

Until one day, the System discovers that demonic cultivators carry viruses in their bodies.

And so, a sage of the cultivation world appears out of nowhere.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.