Terminal Cancer, Live-Streaming My Treatments and Terrifying Eagle Sauce

Zhang Lu transmigrated to a parallel world and became a livestream seller who specialized in medicine, peddling all kinds of miraculous remedies.

"Take these Memory Pills and they'll cure Alzheimer's disease, commonly known as senile dementia, right away. But you need to take a thousand of them. As the saying goes, you have to eat them like a meal."

"These Red Blood Pills are specially made to treat leukemia. Everyone says they're effective, and they're delicious too. The only downside is that once you start eating them, you can't stop. Even after you're cured, you can't keep your mouth under control."

"ALS? That's easy. Take my Power Pills and you'll be able to run a marathon, dunk after a high jump, and long-jump without splitting your pants."

Just then, a curious viewer asked:

"Streamer, you're so awesome. Can you cure terminal cancer?"

"Cancer, and it's terminal? Ha ha, you've come to the right place. I can cure anything except terminal foot cancer. Heh, hurry up and place your order!"

"What? The President of Eagle Sauce placed an order and tipped me a hundred million dollars, hoping I'd treat him? Get lost, dream on! If you want me to treat you, become a Chinese citizen first!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.