Visiting Relatives for New Year, My Rebellious Streak Makes Them Cry

On the second day of the Lunar New Year, Yu Ling and his old man went visiting relatives and got nothing but disdainful looks.

"You reek. Haven't you washed?"

"Other people's kids have already bought a Rolls-Royce, and you drive a three-seater?"

"Oh? Isn't that Yu Ling, the Simp?"

"Come on, big brother. It's only right for me to visit my second brother's family for New Year."

"You don't think that's right? Fine, I'll just give you some more money. A bottle of liquor costs a hundred thousand. Are you drinking it or not?"

"..."

Congratulations, Host. You have awakened the Contrarian System.

"Why aren't you married yet?"

"I don't have any money. How about lending me some?"

"So you don't plan on having kids?"

"I don't have any money. How about lending me some?"

"Why can't you talk properly, you brat?"

"Why won't you give me money, you elder... huh?"

"..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.