Three Kingdoms: I Tell the Story of Cao Song's Death, and Cao Cao Takes It Seriously

After transmigrating to the end of the Han Dynasty, Li Mu, born a commoner, makes a living telling the story of Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

One day, Cao Cao pays him a secret visit. Li Mu tells the story of Cao Song's death, and Cao Cao takes it as the truth.

Cao Cao: If not for Li Mu, I would have lost a loved one!

Xun Yu: I wish I hadn't listened to Li Mu's stories. He actually said I'd kill myself.

Guo Jia: This has to be a personal vendetta. I'm so handsome, how could I die young?

Liu Bei: Slander! This is slander! His Majesty is still alive, so how could I possibly proclaim myself emperor?

Cao Pi: For some reason, there are always people out to get me. It's not as if I stole their wives.

Sun Quan: Zhang Liao, you brat! You and I are enemies for life!

Sima Yi: What a disgrace! After Chunhua heard Li Mu's stories, she broke off our engagement.

Cai Yan: Stop arguing over whether I'm Wenji or Zhaoji. I'll go with what Li Mu says.

Diao Chan: If only I'd met you sooner. Your spear stirs my heart, and my sheath takes your shape.

Zhen Mi: Brother, I don't want to marry Yuan Xi anymore.

Set in the world of Romance of the Three Kingdoms. A lighthearted read. If three chapters aren't enough for you, come fight me!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.