Three Kingdoms for All: Shocking! From the Start, I Slay Lü Bu with One Strike!

PS: This is a lord novel, written to praise Liu and slap the haters in the face. Cao fans, please turn right and leave.

The other lords: "Why do the peasants this System gave us look like beggars? They're nearly starving to death!"

Su Yan looked at the yellow-faced giant before him, eight chi tall, with hands like cattail fans, a wolf in his left hand and a tiger by his right foot, and wondered:

"What beggar?"

The other lords: "These peasants gather resources way too slowly. They only collect ten units of wood in an hour. When will we ever reach level two?"

Su Yan glanced at the pile of wood beside him, taller than a house:

"How is that slow?"

The other lords: "The monsters in this lousy place are way too strong! I can't even beat a single refugee!"

Su Yan looked down at the head named Lu Bu and furrowed his brow:

"Wait, buddy, are we really playing the same game? How is this hard?"

The other lords raged: "Of course it's not hard for you! Damn it, even the street sweepers in your city are elite units! How are we supposed to compete?!"

Bah! Damn pay-to-win whale!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.