Haunted House Sleep Test: I Whack the Ghost Sisters With a Club!

Lin Xiu applies for a job as a haunted-house sleep tester, never expecting the house to really be haunted.

Luckily, he awakens the Rebellious-Bone buff System.

As long as he breaks the rules the ghosts control, Lin Xiu is invincible.

While everyone else hides from ghosts, Lin Xiu goes looking for them everywhere.

When he meets a ghost girl who loves listening to stories, Lin Xiu smacks her hard across the face.

When he meets a ghost woman who loves sucking out people's yang energy, Lin Xiu shoves a firecracker into her mouth.

The ghost sisters are utterly shaken.

Lin Xiu: Still resisting? I'll beat you both with a big stick!

Amid the loud smacks of the big stick, the sweaty ghost sisters beg him sweetly to stop.

He goes on a government-funded trip to Northern Europe.

There, he encounters a vampire queen who has killed countless people and hates anyone who teases her about her figure.

Lin Xiu simply takes the vampire queen's legs off.

Lin Xiu: I didn't know there were foreign girls here too. Those legs are amazing. I could enjoy them for a whole year.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.