The System Shop and Spirit Store

This is a System novel with a traditional, imaginative premise and a light comedic touch.

Settle in and read patiently for a distinctive experience.

Cunning schemes, harem, decisive ruthlessness, novelty, comedy, invincibility.

Welcome to the System Superstore!

Are you here to pick out a new System?

Or trade in an old one?

Dear customer, where would you like your System to come from?

The Great Dao, the myriad worlds, the Heavenly Court, the underworld, Buddhism, the Three Pure Ones, or the demon race?

We sell everything you can think of. Even if you're looking for a System with the most unusual attributes, we have it.

Transmigration, history, the Three Kingdoms, Journey to the West, the primordial wilderness; making money, messing with people, comedy, inspiration, fighting, being shameless;

Whatever category you're after, we can provide it!

If you're here to cause trouble, I advise you to leave while the boss is still away!

Because when the boss gets angry, the consequences are serious!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.