This Is What Cultivating Immortality Is Like

Nine out of ten things in life are unsatisfactory, and the remaining one or two are particularly unsatisfactory. When the house leaks, it rains continuously all night, and fate only deals with the poor. Li Yu, holding an epee in hand, raised his head and looked up at the clouds rolling in the sky, feeling filled with melancholy. We agreed to find a mountain top, find immortals to collect fairy grass, and refine elixirs just for jokes? How come I really found you? Isn't it said that cultivating immortality means having the sea in front of the door, mountains behind, elixir plants in front, and gurgling springs behind? There is no need to socialize, and you only need to find a cave to retreat? Why! ! It's become like this! Senior sister: "Junior brother, would you like to become a Taoist couple with me?" Monster Saint: "Listen, if anyone dares to touch a hair on his head, I will kill everyone in the world!" Demon Empress: "Who dares to hurt him in the slightest! I will turn the Three Realms and Six Paths into nothingness!" Li Yu held the heavy sword in his hand with a desolate look on his face: "Listen to me! We don't want immortal dolls, we want immortal heroes." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.