Streamer, Tone It Down! The Nation Can't Keep Making Things Up!

Lin Xian inherits the agricultural machinery factory his father left behind and begins selling products online. But the various pieces of high-tech equipment are simply too explosive:

Artificial rainmaking shells with a range of twenty thousand kilometers! Sowing mechs designed for mountain farming! Laser drones that eliminate 100% of pests! Genetic tonics that boost farmers' stamina!

The Eagle Sauce is scared out of its wits! The whole world is shaken! So the various departments of Longguo scramble to "set the record straight":

Agriculture Department: Ahem, this mech really can only be used for transplanting rice seedlings and sowing seeds~ It's not actually all that useful!

Foreign Affairs Department: The... the artificial rainmaking shells with a range of twenty thousand kilometers are just helping our friends in Africa water their crops~ They won't go flying off anywhere!

Military: The genetic tonic is basically no different from Nutrition Express. It's just a sports drink. Don't be nervous, Eagle Sauce!

Until... an aerospace carrier capable of plowing, sowing, and harvesting in one go takes off. The nation's departments are moved to tears and beg Lin Xian:

"Please, tone it down! The country really can't keep making things up!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.