Old Six the Taoist Resents Hotba, and Boss Yang Gets Cheated On

"Zhang Wei, the Young Master Wang is going to beat you up. Each punch is worth a million. Are you going to dodge?"

"Master, when will my ex-boyfriend get married?"

"Viewer, he's at your house right now. Your mom is entertaining him. He'll be your father soon. You've got a bit of a green hat on your head!"

The viewer was stunned!

"Let's welcome the next... Wait, I've got a call."

"Lu Ze! What were you doing last night? Didn't I tell you to visit Grandpa? My dad waited at the hospital all night!"

"What hospital? I spent the whole night catching things on the mountain!"

The viewers were baffled. This feels so familiar. Hotba?

Reporter: "Hotba, what's it like having a Taoist priest for a boyfriend?"

Hotba: "Take a guess."

Boss Yang: "Why do I feel like there's a green glow over my head too? Lu Ze, read my fortune as well."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.