The System Controls Me: My Funeral Livestream Makes Me a Viral Sensation

Su Nan transmigrated to a parallel world and became a down-on-his-luck matchmaking streamer.

The System locked onto him and forced him to livestream with Yi Xiaoxiao, a celebrity influencer with tens of millions of followers.

At her wedding, he performed a funeral wail, went viral, and made a million yuan from the start.

Yi Xiaoxiao's fans:

"Please, stop crying! Leave our boss alone!"

"She's getting married and you're wailing like it's a funeral. Have you no decency?"

"Cry your damn head off! Go home and cry at a grave!"

Bored onlookers:

"That crying is so convincing, it could move heaven and earth!"

"You actually made me cry. Here's a rocket!"

"You reminded me of my dad. Waaah!"

Su Nan:

From the start, I'll have a hundred thousand followers and make a million yuan. System, who do you think you are, trying to control me?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.