Simplified Martial Arts: You're So Freaky, Why Do You Keep Hitting Me There?

武侠简化：你好变态，又打我那里

by Uncle Qing Wang (靑王大叔)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 8k Words
Genre: Fanfiction
Subgenre: Novel Fanfiction
Updated: 3y ago
Source: Faloo

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Synopsis

Qin Yu transmigrates into a wuxia world and becomes Zhang Sanfeng's final disciple.

He obtains the Great Dao Made Simple System, making cultivation easy and, well, a little unhinged.

The Pure Yang Wuji Art is simplified to: take off your shirt!

The Cotton Palm is simplified to: slap people's butts!

The Tiger Claw is simplified to: grab the naughty bits!

The Cloud Ladder is simplified to: walk barefoot!

And so a pervert who grabs the naughty bits and slaps butts appears in the martial world!

Li Hanyi: "You're so perverted! Why do you keep hitting me there?!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.

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