Great Ming: I Transmigrated into a Cat, and Chongzhen Is My Cat Owner

Li Fei transmigrates to the Ming Dynasty and becomes a cat. By chance, he encounters the Chongzhen Emperor, who is weeping before the ancestral tablets after the defeat at Songshan.

Li Fei: I am the Imperial Cat raised by the Taizu Emperor in the Immortal Realm. If you lick me until I’m satisfied, I’ll take you to the top.

With that, he drops a big pile of poop in front of Chongzhen, hinting that he should scoop it up.

Chongzhen: What mountain spirit or wild monster are you, daring to play tricks here?

I, Chongzhen, would sooner starve or die penniless than scoop a cat’s litter.

Without another word, Li Fei dumps two hundred thousand dan of sweet potatoes on him.

Chongzhen: Whew, that’s delicious!

Your Highness the Cat, would this position be suitable for me to scoop your litter?

Later, as Li Fei trains more and more servants to scoop his litter...

Chongzhen: You bunch of scrubs, you have to lick like I do to earn His Highness the Cat’s affection. Got it?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.