I Am a Funeral Anchor, and the Attention Scares the Monkey into Tears

Li Huowang, a time-travelling monster, founded a one-stop funeral shop. I was watching an anchor wearing a Japs uniform performing a street show, and the system in my mind suddenly sounded, "Wearing a Japs uniform for a street show, the next live broadcast will be at the Tomb of the Fallen Soldiers. The accidental mortality rate is 100%! Precise customers can pay attention!" Li Huowang paid attention and left a message. "A one-stop funeral supplies store that allows you to experience one-stop passion." When everyone thought it was a prank, the Japanese pretending to be a young man turned out to be really weird. After several consecutive posts, Li Huowang became popular all over the Internet. One day, Damahou held a live broadcast to celebrate its tenth anniversary. Suddenly a message popped up on the barrage, "Ding! One-stop funeral service has paid attention to you!" Big Horse Monkey: "I'm trapping you Monkey, who is this young man? Your road is narrow." The live broadcast room was abuzz. "Mahou, you want Barbie to have sex." "You're still cheating on your sister. Brother Long has paid attention to her." "Brother Monkey, you are about to ride on the dragon, have a safe journey." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.