My Private Company Sells Rainmaking Missiles, So Why Are You Americans Panicking?

Lin Fei transmigrates and inherits his father's factory, but all he wants is to find three or five wives and lie flat until he dies.

Who could have expected him to bind a System that guzzles money every day? If he doesn't pour money into its gold pool, Lin Fei will explode.

With no other choice, he opens the beginner's gift pack the System gave him.

Eagle Sauce: "Rabbit, care to explain those rainmaking rockets you sold the Bear?"

Rabbit: "Our brother nation needs rain. What's wrong with selling them a truckload?"

Eagle Sauce: "Then explain why those rainmaking rockets can cross continents! They're even packed with ammonium nitrate and fuel oil explosives! Are you kidding me?!"

Bear: "Heh, Factory Director Lin, when can you sell me some of those ground-to-air monitoring stations you just developed?"

Lin Fei: "Don't talk nonsense. Those are astronomical telescopes!"

Leader of the Free Nation: "Why were all the guards outside my house unconscious this morning?"

Lin Fei: "Everyone, let me show you the latest invention from our factory! A stealth hypnotic fighter jet! What? It's dangerous? They modified it themselves. Our products are all for civilian use!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.