Uncle Nine: What? My Disciple Is a Drought Demon?

Jiang Chen wakes up to find himself kidnapped by a group of Taoist priests.

After piecing together his memories, he realizes he's in Uncle Jiu's world, and that he's a half-human, half-corpse.

He thought he was in a terrible situation from the start, but at a crucial moment, he activates the Family System and escapes danger, raking in rewards left and right.

Congratulations, Host. For advancing your cultivation, you receive the special reward: Blood Essence of Nuba.

Congratulations, Host. For increasing your family's strength, you receive the special reward: Ying Gou Statue.

Congratulations, Host. For assimilating a Taoist priest, you receive the special reward: Taoist Arts Gift Pack.

"I heard a particularly powerful jiangshi, a Hamba, has appeared and killed a lot of their disciples."

"Oh no! What do we do now? Didn't Uncle Jiu take in a prodigy in Taoist arts? Why isn't he coming out to kill this jiangshi?"

"Right! Even if he can't beat it, he should call over the Medicine God Yama, the Divine Fortune-Teller Ghost-Faced Judge, and the Feng Shui Master who Saves the Poor!"

"Yeah, but all those people are Jiang Chen, and Jiang Chen is that jiangshi!"

Everyone: "Holy crap?!!!"

Uncle Jiu: "What? My disciple is a Hamba?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to reality is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.