Summoning Pallbearers, One Follow Scares Zhou Jie to Tears

Bai Shu transmigrates to a parallel world, but unfortunately inherits neither a vast fortune nor an overwhelmingly powerful background.

All he gets is a funeral home on the verge of bankruptcy and a crematorium.

While watching extreme parkour videos, Bai Shu suddenly hears a notification in his ear.

“Left hamstring strain. 3,764 high-risk parkour stunts. Probability of accidental death next time: 96%!”

“An ideal customer! Recommended for following!”

Bai Shu shakes his head helplessly, then follows the account.

“Hello! We offer comprehensive funeral services with no blind spots! Burial, cremation, or water burial: you decide!”

“You choose how well-done you want it!”

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But the next day, the parkour blogger really does lose his footing!

He bites it beneath a high-rise.

After this happens several times, Bai Shu is dubbed the Grim Reaper of the internet.

Almost everyone he follows ends up dead!

When Zhou Jie gets followed, she is scared to tears!

Bai Shu is helpless.

“Don't be scared! This time, I'm only following you because you're hot!”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.