Showbiz: Sister Mi, I Didn't Mean to Crawl Between Your Legs

Zhou Ye transmigrated to Xia Country and activated the 250 System.

He ate potato chips tainted with Yang Mi's athlete's foot.

He joined Yang Mi on a variety show.

He threw someone into a mud pit.

Yang Mi: "Hurry up and help your grandma up!"

Zhou Ye: "Oh, dear sis, didn't you tell us to jump? How did you end up falling into the mud?"

Jia Lin: "Mi-mi, there's a huge booger on your left earlobe."

Zhou Ye: "Hey! Sis, that's not a booger, it's mud!"

He went skiing with Yang Mi.

Yang Mi: "Can you ski?"

Zhou Ye: "I'll take you flying."

Then he slid right into Yang Mi's crotch.

Zhou Ye: "Sis, let me explain. I slipped. I really didn't do it on purpose."

Yang Mi: "Yeah, right."

Then...

Zhou Ye: "Hey, why am I skiing backward?"

Big Sis, save me!

And then she started skiing backward too.

On the entire ski slope, there were two people dressed in green,

butting their backsides out as they slid backward the whole way.

Kid: "Dad, what are those two things?"

Dad: "Two turtles."

Kid: "Turtles pooping."

Zhou Ye: "250 System, you son of a..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.