Xuanhuan: I'm the Fated Big Fool from the Start

Zhao Xiaodong transmigrated, successfully taking over the body of Zhao Xiaodong in a xianxia world.

Other transmigrators could lie flat and reach the peak of life as soon as they arrived.

But Zhao Xiaodong successfully transmigrated into the body of someone who had starved to death...

From then on, he swore he would become the God of Cooking, so that next time he died, at least he'd have a full meal first.

And so Zhao Xiaodong's path to becoming the God of Cooking spiraled out of control.

First, he duped the immortal maiden who shared his home.

Then, he duped the big sucker Boss Yang.

He went on to ruin the villain Zhao Ritian,

Long Aotian, the first victim of the aphrodisiac pill,

the perverted Ximen Chuishui, the terrifyingly powerful Qiao Zuwang, the furious Ye Liangchen, the perpetually steady Bai Junkai, Wang Chongyang, who let his guard down that one time, Li Bingjie, who seemed to know everyone...

His combat strength is off the charts, but he has no idea, and makes a habit of bullying the weak.

Wherever Zhao Xiaodong goes, chaos reigns. He even leads people in ransacking homes and prying up every last bluestone slab.

Zhao Xiaodong: Is it really so wrong to treat everyone to some Ganges water? The guys from India drink it like it's nothing.

The characters in this book are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.