My Blind Date Looked Down on Me, So I Arrested Them

At Melody Cafe, Chen Yan sat across from a beautiful woman in black stockings, looking perfectly serious.

The woman said, "Since this is a blind date, let's get straight to the point. Your salary is too low, and your apartment is too small... To be honest, if you weren't so handsome, this date would already be over."

"Here's what we'll do: put the apartment in my name, have your mother buy another car worth half a million, and then we can see how things go."

"Adding my name to the property deed isn't about money at all. And as for buying a car... let's be honest, it's only one month's salary for me."

"But you can't even make up your mind about something this simple... You're so stingy."

"Heh, if that's all, I'll just be leaving."

Chen Yan said, "Miss, whether I'm stingy is another matter. But I'm afraid you can't leave."

"What? A cop wants to pester me now? Or are you trying to make me pay? Fine, waiter, bring me the bill!"

Chen Yan expressionlessly pulled out a pair of silver handcuffs. "No need to pay. Stand up, put your hands on your head. You're under arrest!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.