That Year, I Had My Hands in My Pockets, Unaware of Any Rivals

Congratulations, Host! You have awakened the utterly bizarre System.

It lets you draw all sorts of utterly bizarre rewards.

Your starting reward:

SpongeBob's invincible sponge-body physique.

"What the hell is this?!"

"This makes no sense!"

Lin Feng transmigrated into a high-martial-arts world two years ago.

At last, during his aptitude test, the System he'd been dreaming of finally arrived!

But something about this doesn't feel right!

SpongeBob?

Can a goofy cartoon character's abilities really help anyone survive in a high-martial-arts world?

Lin Fan is on the verge of tears, utterly devastated.

But as he slowly gets a feel for his powers, Lin Feng realizes something...

"Wait... isn't SpongeBob basically immortal in a way?"

Once he realizes this, Lin Feng gradually understands everything!

Bugs Bunny's giant mallet

Tom Cat's Lingbo Step

SpongeBob's jellyfish net

Ever heard of super-surrealism?

Back then, I walked with my hands in my pockets, never knowing what it meant to have a rival!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.