Hey! Are You Sure You Don't Want to Read This Book?

Kami, an author with no talent for martial arts, transmigrates to a world of cultivation. He never expected that the highest-priced commodity in this world would be books that sell spiritual energy. Kami is thrilled. Hahaha, he'd written so many fanfics and power fantasies in his previous life that he was sick of them. Now he can just pick up a pen and make things up.

What? There's even a big-shot System where you can get spiritual energy just by signing in every day? Not bad! Finish writing X characters and get a spirit beast beauty as a bonus! Even better!

First, I'll taste some spiritual energy. Kami takes a sip. Holy crap, this stuff is so refreshing, with even a hint of sweetness!

It'd be a shame not to use such a great ingredient to cook up a feast. And so he starts selling plate after plate of all kinds of dishes. Before long, food in the entire cultivation world has improved by more than one level!

Kami also realizes that this world is constantly at war. What a nuisance! So he uses the money he's made to buy a whole lot of cities and sets off with his mighty army of spirit beasts... "Hey, what are you doing? Can't we talk this out?" The enemy general sees the enormous force and is so frightened he nearly wets himself...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.