A Serious Overachiever and My Goofy Taoist Big Sister

"Hey, handsome, do you believe in love at first sight?"

"Cut it out. The designated-driver fare is only 30 yuan. You still want to rip me off?"

"But you really are the one fate chose for me!"

"Heh. Don't give me that nonsense. I'm earning that 30 yuan today, no matter what!"

"Oh, hubby~"

"What did you call me?"

"I didn't call you anything?"

"???"

…

"Lin Hun! Are you going to marry me or not?"

"Women will only slow down my pace of overwork! Get lost as far away from me as you can!"

"This is your last chance!"

"I wouldn't agree no matter how many chances you gave me... Wait, what are you setting up that table for?"

"I'm setting up an altar and performing a ritual! If I can't have you, I'll take you down with me!"

"???"

She pinched an incense stick between her fingers and slapped on a talisman. In an instant, lightning struck from the sky.

"Crack!"

"Holy crap! Are you out of your mind?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.