Uncle Sam: Zhou Jie Was Kidnapped, So I Had to Go on a $0 Shopping Spree

"My name is Zhou Shuyi. I'm in Eagle Sauce right now, and I got robbed while livestreaming a trip to the supermarket. Help, what do I do?"

"My name is Meng Yong. I'm like the little grim reaper kid: trouble follows me everywhere. One day, a Shoplifting System gave me a mission to shoplift. Then I ran into Sister Zhou, who was being robbed by three thugs. I figured shoplifting from the thugs would count as finishing the mission..."

"My name is Smith. I was shoplifting when some kid practically walked right into my hands. I took his MP3 and MP4, but then he pulled out an MP5..."

Eagle Sauce's aircraft carrier blueprints vanished into thin air!

A mob boss's house was blocked off by a cannon!

A nuclear weapon mysteriously went missing!

Animal sculptures of the Chinese zodiac vanished without a trace!

Countless homeless people in Ugly York became rich overnight!

From then on, the world had a chivalrous thief who robbed the rich to help the poor, a master burglar who dared to break into museums, a survival-game expert who beat the odds, and a thug who pulled weapons out of his pants.

"I'll rob you, but I won't touch you! Hand over all your money, or I'll open fire!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.