System:
Congratulations, Host! You have bound the Make a Fortune with Every Investment System.
Xu Ze:
Does this mean I'll soon reach the pinnacle of life?
Does this mean I'll soon have beautiful women at my beck and call?
Does this mean I'll soon be able to splash cash around?
Does this mean I'll soon have a seaside villa?
Does this mean I'll soon collect sports cars like stamps?
Does this mean I'll soon live to be a hundred?
System:
What are you even thinking? If I had those features, wouldn't I use them myself?
Xu Ze:
Then what can I do?
System:
How about you stand there and earn money?
Xu Ze:
Sure!
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
