Great Ming: Working Nine to Five at the Dragon Guard Manor

"Reporting to the Divine Marquis: Cao Zhengchun has led a hundred thousand cavalry to surround the Dragon Guard Villa!"

Iron-Gall Divine Marquis: "Send the Godslayer Envoy to meet them at once!"

"Reporting to the Divine Marquis: It's already noon, and the Godslayer Envoy has clocked out and gone home!"

Iron-Gall Divine Marquis: "Order Heaven, Earth, Black, and Yellow, the Thirty-Six Heavenly Spirits, and the Seventy-Two Earthly Fiends to hold out until the afternoon!"

"Reporting to the Divine Marquis: The Godslayer Envoy has requested leave for the afternoon!"

Iron-Gall Divine Marquis: "Then have them hold the line until dawn!"

"Reporting to the Divine Marquis: The Godslayer Envoy is taking annual leave tomorrow!"

Iron-Gall Divine Marquis: "Our Great Ming is on the brink of disaster! Tell him to get here immediately!"

"Reporting to the Divine Marquis: The Godslayer Envoy said... he said, 'Are you telling me what to do?'"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.