Are You Crazy? You Got Green at the Beginning?

My girlfriend sent a text message: "It's raining outside, can you pick me up?" "I'm busy, why don't you take a taxi." "No, my colleague gave it to me.", "It's so ironic that my boyfriend is not as useful as my colleague." Fangyuan looked at the text message and smiled, "How ironic, he only gave it to you today." "It's the only day I didn't pick you up, and you only remember today and forget how good I was to you before." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.