You Asked Me to Be a Middleman, So I Taught Diaochan Pole Dancing

What would happen if you had the power to transmigrate back and forth between a cultivation world and a technological world?

What? Sounds boring? Not interested!

What if I add one more condition? The cultivation world is entering the Age of Declining Dharma, while spiritual qi revival is underway in the technological world.

Use six-barreled Bodhisattvas to establish a red empire in the world of declining Dharma, cultivate through cybernetics, and ascend through machinery.

Use immortal arts and spirit plants to form a world-saving organization in the world where spiritual qi is reviving, and livestream yourself using thunder magic to exterminate demons for a beautiful woman?

Don't rush, let me add one more identity: head of the Imperial Entertainment Bureau.

What?! All the famous people working under me include Matchmaker Wang and Matron Rong?!

Diao Chan, Zhao Feiyan, the Eight Beauties of Qinhuai, Yu Ji... Wu Mei?

My lord, have I done well? Please don't demote me to a low-ranking songstress!

Give me ten chapters' worth of your time, and I'll take you surfing the internet! Come on, click in!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.