Cao Cao Is Cunning, Liu Bei Is Fake, and I, Diaochan, Have Come to Keep My Promise

Liu Haiyang dies in a car accident and transmigrates to the Three Kingdoms era.

Liu Haiyang changes his name to Chen Dong.

** rise in power, and after years of hard-fought battles, Cao Cao establishes the Kingdom of Wei.

Cao Cao: "Chen Dong, it's inconvenient for you to come and go from the palace. How about I castrate you?"

Chen Dong: "I don't mind. I'll take up tailoring and sew you a big green hat to wear."

Liu Bei: "Chen Dong, you lucky rascal, how did you find such a beautiful woman? Looking at her makes me feel a little..."

Chen Dong: "You fake paragon of virtue, what are you pretending for? Just look at your eyes. You're wearing the face of a lecher."

Diao Chan: "Chen Dong, I've waited so long for you. You've become less handsome, but your heart is beautiful. I..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.