Great Tang: I Really Don't Teach Immortal Arts

I've told you so many times: we really don't teach immortal cultivation here.

We're a school, okay? Please listen to what I'm actually saying.

The person who takes people up into the sky doesn't use magical artifacts. It's technology, technology!

The increased crop yields aren't thanks to immortal arts. They're the result of cultivation techniques, and that's just ordinary rice.

The place where vegetables grow in winter isn't an immortal's cave abode. It's a greenhouse, a greenhouse.

And I'll say it again: that's not an arm growing back. It was reattached by surgery.

Enough. Stop calling me an immortal master.

Call me **, **!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.