Jia Rui Turns Over a New Leaf: Weeping as I Cultivate Merit in Dream of the Red Chamber

I, Jia Rui, love money and women. I may be wicked, but I don't sweat the small stuff.

When I meet the Spicy Jia: I want to... Sister-in-law, I've tied up Brother Lian for you!

When I meet Miss Lin: I want to... Little sister, hurry home. You can still see your father one last time and protect the family fortune!

When I meet little sister Yuanchun: I want to... Sis, don't become a consort with a posthumous title. Wouldn't it be better to have a loving husband, children, and a warm home?

When I see Jia Lian: Brother Lian, my respects! Now get your ass over here and clean house!

When I see Prince Nan'an: Big shot, let me stick with you! Now hurry up and go guard the border!

When I see the new emperor: Long live the emperor! I didn't steal your wife. Being emperor must be exhausting, so if you're my brother, come have some fun with me!

Don't ask why I'm sobbing as I cultivate merit. Let's just say I love this land deeply, damn it...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.