I'm a Giant Panda in America, and I'm Wrecking the Eagle Empire!

Also known as The Revenge of a Panda.

Chinese netizens: Lele, there are rumors online that you and Ya Ya were abused by non-pandas at the Memphis Zoo in Eagle Sauce. Is that true?

Giant panda Lele: It used to be. But now, the only ones being abused by non-eagles at the zoo are the Eagle Sauce people. Right, Director?

Memphis Zoo Director: Yes, yes, yes! Serving His Majesty Lele is the greatest honor of my life! I gladly accept!

Giant panda Lele: Get lost…

Tennessee Governor: On behalf of Tennessee, I award Giant Panda Lele the Medal of Peace. We've surrendered, we've surrendered.

Giant panda Lele: Hm? Do I look peaceful to you? Someone, get the nukes ready.

Eagle Federation Government: We recognize the legitimate status of the Independent Panda State within the Eagle Federation. Please, Your Majesty Panda Lele, stop fighting. We beg you, spare us. Have mercy.

Giant panda Lele: You think I'll spare you just because you begged? How naive! Keep fighting!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.