In Konoha: I, Naruto, Am Ruined

Shock! Why does the Sandaime take antihypertensive drugs like crazy? The Nine-Tailed Jinchuuriki actually took off his armor and returned to the fields and became a farmer. Jiraiya was seriously injured and hospitalized multiple times! The Hokage Building was repeatedly destroyed! Why is there a touch of green on the top of the head of the statue of the Sandaime Hokage on Hokage Rock? Is all of this a loss of morality or a distortion of human nature? This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.