Great Tang: My Wife and I Are Iron-Fisted Historians!

Changsun Wugou: My name is Changsun Wugou, and my childhood name is Guanyinbi. I was posthumously honored as Empress Xiaozhuang Wende, and served as regent for twenty years. Reborn twenty years in the past, my only goal is to pursue my husband all over again and make up for every regret.

Li Zhiyun: My name is Li Zhiyun. I'm a transmigrator, and later I lost my memory. The names people call me keep changing as I grow: child prodigy, great inventor, the spent force Li Shuzi, commander of the Shura Army, executioner who upheld Yang Guang's iron-fisted rule... Emperor Xianwen Zhaowu.

Actually, my wife and I prefer to call ourselves: history scrapers! Well, correction: history scrapers, not litter scoopers. We don't have a cat. We're raising history.

Year Thirteen of the Daye Era.

Li Zhiyun: I've been troubled lately. A woman as adorable and dazed as a hamster climbed into my bed. She's shameless, clings to me, and, by the way, has sweaty hands.

Changsun Wugou: I don't! I was sweating because I was nervous and excited!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.