Xuanhuan: As the Author, I Obviously Can't Die

After transmigrating into a book, Lin Chaojiu discovered he was a minor villain boss, with no chance of redemption.

The story had reached the point where he was supposed to be written out, which meant he was about to die.

The male lead hadn't even made a move. His underlings lined up to stab Lin Chaojiu one by one, leaving him to die a miserable death.

I'm the author's favorite, so how can I die this miserably?

Lin Chaojiu turned his clever mind over and over, desperately thinking through the plot, until he came up with a plan.

First, this good-for-nothing needed someone powerful to rely on. Looking at the whole book, whose thigh could be bigger than the protagonist's?

"Exactly. So, son, do you understand? I'm really your dad."

Protagonist: ...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.