Quest: I Became an Emperor for the Ages by Ranting

There's a saying that goes: if someone can't get the better of you with words, they'll ravage you in **.

When Cao Mufeng first heard this, he took it as gospel. He couldn't help it: the saying was a perfect description of his body, covered in major injuries on top of minor ones.

But life is unpredictable, and the strangest things happen. After his smart mouth angered everyone and got him struck by lightning, Cao Mufeng... transmigrated.

This was a world of immortal cultivation. Like countless other transmigrators, he received a golden finger. But... was this golden finger a little too useless?

If his heckling worked, he could randomly draw cultivation, techniques, talents, or treasures...

What do you mean, “if my heckling works”?!

Who does it have to work on?!

Does it count as a success only if the other person hits me?!

How hard do they have to hit me for it to count?!

What if they beat me to death?!

Are you even listening?!

Damn it!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.