A Teyvat Retrospective: What Genshin Impact Has Taught Us

On this day, all of Teyvat was shaken.

A light screen appeared before everyone, and began taking stock of what Genshin Impact had taught us.

Luck: showing the life of "Lucky Guy" Bennett.

Courage: showing Signora slapping Barbatos, and someone provoking the Raiden Shogun at Tenshukaku.

Tearjerkers: showing the dream of eternal reincarnation, the chubby boy in the mountains, Neko on Seirai Island, Katarina in the Chasm, the story of the Adeptus Copper Talisman...

As one review after another appeared, all of Teyvat was thrown into an uproar.

Barbara: "No! No! No! It can't be! How could that lousy drunkard possibly be the great Lord Barbatos, the God of Wind?!"

Venti: "Ehe!"

Barbara: "Don't just 'ehe' your way out of this!"

Zhongli: "I just wanted to retire. Is that so much to ask? It took me forever to stage my own retirement, and some jerk exposed me!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.