You Asked Me to Roast Celebrities! Why Did You Turn Me into One?

This is a story about trash-talking celebrities, oh, sorry, "dead stars," while falling in love and turning your girlfriend into a celebrity. In short: a sweet story full of laughs, teasing, and arguments.

What?

Ouyang Nana's Nabi brand charges 148 yuan for a pair of white socks!

Li Dalu's clothing brand is so ugly it's hard to stomach?

Chen He and Guan Xiaotong's store drove franchisees to ruin, and they still refuse to admit they were wrong?

Zhai Nan angrily pounds away at his keyboard. "Trash! It's all trash! Trash dead stars!"

Fan: "You have no idea how hard our darling works! What gives you the right to criticize him?"

Zhai Nan: "Trash!"

Fan: "Our darling is an outstanding entertainer who made the Forbes 30 Under 30 list!"

Zhai Nan: "Trash!"

Fan: "You're just a hater! If you're so capable, why don't you become a celebrity?"

Zhai Nan: "Hmph! Trying to provoke me? Still trash!"

Zhai Nan looks at his childhood friend and says with a grin:

"Honey, I mean, Miss Wang, how about you give it a shot and set an example for those dead stars?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.