Genshin Impact: I'm a Can Merchant Who Joined the Chat Group!

Mu Bai transmigrates to Teyvat and binds himself to a jar-opening System.

Just as he's preparing to expand his business and find more suckers, he suddenly receives an invitation to a chat group.

Bocchi: It's a god... So amazing!

The One Who Commands Monsters: Uh... what's with these panties smelling like they've been worn?

Evil King's True Eye: Form a contract with me! I will offer everything I have to Lord Mu Bai!

Zafkiel: What do Kurumi's past mistakes have to do with me?

Kanao Kochou: Kibutsuji Muzan is nothing special. One slash is all it takes!

Eula: Mu Bai! You womanizing jerk, are you really not going to take responsibility?

Jean: I think... you owe me an explanation about what happened that day!

Mu Bai: A-Qing, they're all lying to you. How could anyone actually get an SSR?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.