Honghuang: Welcome to Gao Laozhuang Farmhouse

They say that in the Kingdom of Wusizang, in the Western Lands of Hezhou, there is a place called Gao Laozhuang Farmhouse.

Everyone knows that Gao Laozhuang Farmhouse has three strange things.

The first is its staff. There are three of them: one with incredible strength, one who looks just like a mischievous monkey, and one monk who never stops rambling.

The second is its customers. There is a child who breathes fire, an old ox that speaks, and a young man with horns growing from his head. The locals say they have even seen the exalted Jade Emperor at Gao Laozhuang.

The third is its owner. He shows no trace of cultivation, yet somehow manages to leave Tathagata of the West with a head full of bumps. Though he is just a cook, he treats gods, immortals, and demons like old brothers.

If you are lucky enough to visit Gao Laozhuang Farmhouse, a man whose age is impossible to tell will greet you with a broad grin at the entrance: "Welcome to Gao Laozhuang Farmhouse."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.